Now where do I start with Andy?

hes the best lookin bloke from afar

I've had all of his pics that he sent me

and to me he looks like a star

he has many names that he plays with

silly sausage and little willy too

but I can suss him out from his typing

some men they just dont have a clue

he's a mate and a good listener too

and thats hard to find in this life

he jokes but he can be quite serious

and helps me with troubles and strifes

so Andy this poem is for you

and despite what some people say

I think that your a great matey

and u certainly brighten up my day :o)

Teatimecreams or ttttttttt to me

is a great girl and fun to be around

she goes in the room for a laff

and rips the tossers to the ground

she has a wicked sense of humour

but some take her the wrong way

not that it bothers r gina

cos she'll just click the fecker anyway

shes at her best in the morning

that's when I need my commode

cos she has me pmsl

with her stories from her abode

we have a lot of things in common

with college, twins and other things

I know she wants to be like me

but I dont take things up the ring

this poem I've got to end now

but I'm sure that u will all agree

that there is only 1 teatime

and she is a great m8 to me

Busty Busty well she is a babe

in every speaking sense

her blonde hair and her lovely smile

can make me feel quite tense

she has quite a few pics on here

that she is  willing to send

from her little baby puppies

that drive her round the bend

we know her from her cooeeeeee

and from other things as well

but I'm sure that u will agree

the honest truth she tells

the men they love her pics

the girls they love her chat

but most of all dear busty

I wish your chest was flat!!!!

Tizzy wizzy was so gorgeous

she put the room to shame

and whenever tizzy entered

we all cry out her name

the girls and boys all love her

and not just for her looks

but being gorgeous helps I guess

when I see her I say fook!

her comes that gorgeous tizzy

thats why I stay outside

and never enter when shes in

cos I know I'll have to hide

the fact I kept it to myself

but everybody knows

our tizzy is the GORGEOUS 1

and r love for her grows and grows

The first time that I met Awesome

was at Watford 2001

I thought to myself what a big chap

a chair I had to stand on

his font in the room is multicoloured

he even has the shoes that do match

cos when I seen him at Chester

his crocodile ones my eye did catch

he loves takin mickey out of scousers

not that it bothers me tho

I'll give him as good as he gives me

but I wouldn't have him as a foe

but awesomes a big softy really

and great fun to be around

if I do see him at Essex

my feet will be firmly on the ground

so dear awesome our big boy

I hope this poem you do like

another to add to my collection

now can I go on strike ........:o)

Well now where do i start with my lynndi?

at the beginning I guess is the best

but after the night I had last night

my god I can do with a rest

I known my lynn for a while now

and rememebr the 1st day we met

she was waiting for me at asda

and she had every reason to fret!

but I knew from the start she was a good'en

and very good friends weve become

that way we will stay no forever

cos to me she is like a real mum

Chester was her very first bash

she shook all the way in the car

I knew that she was quite nervous

and she needed a drink from the bar

but lynndi she does have bad habits

not many I hasten to say

but I think she can fart for Great Britain

and the smell can knock u back a day

but really, I wouldnt be without her

because shes as good as they get

and me and my kids we do love her

I'm really so glad that we met

There once was a warmdayhotnight

his name is John by the way

a man with so much to offer

great personality to I must say

me n him have been friends for a while now

and never have we yet met

but that doesnt stop us from talkin

cos we yap all the time on the net

he works very hard for a living

and his job he does seem to enjoy

but today his hands in a bandage

will teach him to act like a boy!

I know he is there when I need him

to listen or to give me advice

so John this poem is for u dear

and thank you for being so nice